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shogun123Date: Monday, 2013-07-29, 6:13 PM | Message # 1
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Okay, I'll start this round off:
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on a tropical island. They find a lamp on the beach and all three polish it. A genie pops out and says:
"Since all three of you polished my lamp, each of you get a wish."
The brunette says:
"I want to go home."
Poof! The brunette is gone. The redhead also wants to go home. She also disappears. The blonde says:
"I want my friends to come back!"


"An ambush,if exposed and properly surrounded, will repay the intended mischief with interest."-Vegetius
 
essej915Date: Wednesday, 2013-07-31, 6:59 PM | Message # 2
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lol
a blonde walks into a video store and says id like to buy this tv the worker says we dont sell to blondes so she puts on a wig and comes back in and says id like to buy this tv and he says again we dont sell to blondes and she says how did you know i was blonde? becuase that is not a tv its a microwave.


If you kill a zombie then revive it is it still a Zombie?
 
shogun123Date: Friday, 2013-08-02, 11:30 AM | Message # 3
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette have to swim 15 miles. The brunette swims first. She swims about 5 miles, but then she can't take it. The redhead swims next. She swims about 10 miles but then she can't take it. The blonde swims she swims 5 miles, then 10 miles, then she is almost at the finish line, but then she says:
"I'm too tired.... I'm turning back."


"An ambush,if exposed and properly surrounded, will repay the intended mischief with interest."-Vegetius
 
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