shogun123 | Date: Monday, 2013-07-29, 6:13 PM | Message # 1 |
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| Okay, I'll start this round off: A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on a tropical island. They find a lamp on the beach and all three polish it. A genie pops out and says: "Since all three of you polished my lamp, each of you get a wish." The brunette says: "I want to go home." Poof! The brunette is gone. The redhead also wants to go home. She also disappears. The blonde says: "I want my friends to come back!"
"An ambush,if exposed and properly surrounded, will repay the intended mischief with interest."-Vegetius
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essej915 | Date: Wednesday, 2013-07-31, 6:59 PM | Message # 2 |
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| lol a blonde walks into a video store and says id like to buy this tv the worker says we dont sell to blondes so she puts on a wig and comes back in and says id like to buy this tv and he says again we dont sell to blondes and she says how did you know i was blonde? becuase that is not a tv its a microwave.
If you kill a zombie then revive it is it still a Zombie?
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shogun123 | Date: Friday, 2013-08-02, 11:30 AM | Message # 3 |
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| A blonde, a redhead and a brunette have to swim 15 miles. The brunette swims first. She swims about 5 miles, but then she can't take it. The redhead swims next. She swims about 10 miles but then she can't take it. The blonde swims she swims 5 miles, then 10 miles, then she is almost at the finish line, but then she says: "I'm too tired.... I'm turning back."
"An ambush,if exposed and properly surrounded, will repay the intended mischief with interest."-Vegetius
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